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Britain Today

by Slobbo the Wonderpup

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Britain Today

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A virtue signal failure on the Northern Line results in the Ministry of Culture saying, “You’re nicked!” to right-wing cults. Harry Styles smiles randomly. Ed Sheeran only smirks. The poncy prats who polish him pronounce West Ham fans berks.
The aggro in the terraces embarrasses the vicar, whose cries for help the Lord ignores. His light’s begun to flicker. The Daily Mail blames lefty lawyers for the country’s ills, and migrants’ crowded boats sink while we die on steeper hills.
The bloom is off the roses. Poses struck by supermodels? Thirty-nine’s a little old for someone still to toddle. Crises melt like lemon crops. Choose energy or housing. Listen to the candidate. What rubbish she’s espousing!\
Lithium’s in short supply. Our batteries need charging. The antidote is stuck in France. Our tumours are enlarging. Chorus girls and pearls of wisdom, fizzy drinks and vaping. The doors and windows all are locked, and no one is escaping.
Yummy mummies conflagration flammable the cladding. Grenfell men tell awful tales, eat snails. These sums need adding. A virtue signal failure on the Northern Line results in the Ministry of Culture saying, “You’re nicked!” to right-wing cults.

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released November 4, 2023
Composed and produced by John Mendelssohn.

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John Mendelssohn London, UK

John Mendelssohn is a withered old embarrassment from Santa Monica, California, who, n spite of fervent listener indifference, or even antipathy, been writing and recording music for over 50 years. NYC Rock called him “one of our more unique pop personalities, and like no one you have ever heard. From hard jingle-jangles to experimental symphonic pop, his taste roams the landscape.” ... more

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